Monday 27 July 2015


now JeremyCorbyn's come out,  everyone'll be jumpin' on the banned-wagon


OFFICIAL :  Y'see. Koo,  Corbyn has served as a very useful benchmark.

                          Now, because of Jeremy, we know exactly what a Marxist  is made up      of   .  
          KOO :   Seems to me   it's merely a prescription for further proscription.
                          Just gives you the material to harass and intimidate even more  people 
                          than previously.
OFFICIAL :  !Hmmm .. .   Still, it's good to know who fits the Marxist profile 
                         and who doesn't ..    Oh, !don't give me that look, Koo !
                           You know as well as I  we're talking  minority  here.
          KOO :   But  discrimination of a minority  ..  
OFFICIAL :  (interrupts )    Well ..  No .. actually .. I mean, you're missing
                          the point rather, bird.   Y'see, the Marxists are  ..
                          Okay, look at it this way.     You've got  Kammerleg,   margaretHilda ,     
                          theBlairwizard,  GenghisKhan ,   theBushfamilyRobinson   ..  the minority .    .
                         the non-Marxists,   ?right
                        then there's  everybody  else   ..   who  are  . .  pretty much ..   when all
                         said and    ..  ( breaks off )
           KOO :  ..    Marxist  ?  
OFFICIAL :  You got it, Koo  !    Look, you were implicated long ago  ..   I mean
                          hanging around with such a  dangerous man   ! ? what were you thinking
                           ( pause )   CHEGWIN    !   Koo    ..   !  KEITH  CHEGWIN  !  !   . .       ..  
                          running around that garden,  starkers !  on that game-show of his.. with
                          Cheggers   and  that big, furry bear from  Rainbow    ? !
           KOO :  !Oh      Naked Bungle  ..    yeah, that was  .. .
OFFICIAL :    (interrupt )  .. a big mistake, my friend ,  a  big  mistake .    I mean to say ,
                          !? Cheggers  !!           Course it's not the first time, ?is it,  you and Keith  ?!
                          I'll bet my bottom dollar you aided and abetted him when he masqueraded
                          as  HisHoliness,   but  this .. !! . ..      
                          Koo,  we've pictures of you  ogling   his  groaning  cojones  in  the roses ,
                          and advocating      clearly       hmmm   .  !  .     advocating thereby
                          the  proletariat    owning  the  beans of production .
                          You're stuffed! Koo,  in a nutshell  ... we've got you by the short-and-goolies .
          KOO :   Short & curlies, surely.
OFFICIAL :  Oh, we've got Chegwin as well, for sure.
          KOO :   So what? should I do now
OFFICIAL :  What should you do, Koo ?   Well, if I were you,  I'd skedaddle ,
                         high-tale it  out'a'ere  while you're still able.
         KOO :    I see.  
                       



 
   

                   Keith Chegwin & The Sunshine-Banned          ( Cheggers Plays Pope / 
                                                                                                                              Naked Bungle )
 MOETSKY  LENIN                        Skippy-the-bush-familyRobinson

                                                                              MENKL NOSEYIT / TONI YESMENKL

                        sim-or-rim  davidson
















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