Sunday 12 July 2015


             
                 rambliings   of   a    MudMan



 ( where claire balding  and daviid cameron  go head2head at a new concept fest ;
                                                                                                             The Perennial Tit        )


     Well, The PT  concept  came about with the stark realisation that the over-saturation
of  festivals   hadn't dampened our lust for wanton excess, 
    butt ,  rather  ,   left us wantin'  lots more brollies   and wellies              and totties
so
        ! ?why not have a festival which ran  24/7  /  (52) 
No live art as such  tho' ambient backdrop would be provided by  The Stooge
( whichever member of  The Stooges  was available  and/or  not dead ) 
This ambience would accompany two random-celebrities
 (one from the Racing industry, the other from the Politcs industry ) 
     rambling with / at / to    each other
and anyone who might choose to tune in    on any  day    at any  time     on  Tit TV.
Sometimes just swathes of endless silence, other times roods of relentless prattle.
It presented as  Interviewer v Interviewee,  with the viewer always wholly unsure
which-was-which   and/or  who-was-who
                                                                       Either way:    Entertainment.

Sponsoring The PT :  Bet365   and   The Tit Gallery.


The concept's charm :   Dichotomy v Lobotomy 

While the ramblings could be improvisational and non-existent,
they could also - when they existed -  be both pre-determined and interminable.


The suckerPunch :  
When the two combattants - in this case horseyMegaface claire balding,
and currentPM daviid cameron, - go head2head ,  the audience get to decide 
which-of-the-two is hustling' the mostUtter horseshit ,
and who-of-the-two telling the mostLikely tails of Corruption.

And the audience get to bet on which candidate will be terminated


                Event .      Two players . . 
                                                          One  is  called    balding   .
                           
                                                The  other  is  culled ,  balding 





KC  ( 'Cheggers Plays IggyPop' )      /            sonney  & nonsey Klimet  / 
                                                                                                       SMOKEY LINNET



 
                       
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