Wednesday, 11 September 2013
If, with seasonal shift,
the swift had flown,
we would know its temperament,
understand its ways,
satisfied that in days to come
radiance of eye
and steeping mouth
could restore soulful flight
to shivering, ice-tipped wings
if any Miss or Mister currently alive
had any faith at all in the contrived
moneystates-of-overstuffedbankshirks Bankwank : ?! What is to be doug
-and-overwhelmedpolitnerds - LENYN E. SITKOM
then I 4 One
would treat the trillionzillionmarillion(s)
miscalculation of the debt incurred by
zimmerdillion with an evencontempting
despise that even I could realise
WOT R ? THE CHANCES RIGHT ? INNIT!
In the spirit
of sound financial investment
I put all my unpaid mortgage on Earth
being hit by a giantAsteroid. ! Fukkit
I could have got a much better return by lumping on TheKammerleg
identifying and using accurate political categorisation
and / or (sir) harryRedknapp ( HRH )
betting on a dead cert
that aint a deadloss
Symon Kleenit; moneyTinkleS ;
james garner Barney(s)Kurley-Rubble-Ecclestone
- taken from REFLECTIONS OF A PYRAMID CELLAR ( Kolee ?Ynnit (Ms.) )
muhammad Husni mubarak
in jewish north london the tottenham yobs are mobbed by police for being Non-PC
! YIDS !! YIDS WE R
YIDS YIDS ! WEER ! NOT !
FUCK OFF ! BOLLOCKS ! ! YOU'RE A CUNT ! ! ! YOU CUNT ! ! ! !
SAMMY DAVIS Jr
DAME ALAN SHERGAR
- all i was expectin' was a magnum of shampayn, kaviar, nice choclates, cheeses that kinda fing .. so to be perfickly
honest wiv 'ya, i was a bit miffed to keap getin' 'ampered
in the Final Furlong ! !
HRH - 'ARRY (redKnapp ) ' ( Arry )
- taken from Always Managing 2 cockUp : My FootsieWootsie
in witch HRH talk kandidly about Financial Misdealings, Misgivings & MissedTheBoatings ..
and how He was consistently duped by an 8'3" tall "ex-jockey" who sold him insider racing tips
that never came up ...
well tbh ! bent jokkeys .. bent orses i'm used to all-of-that . .. butt tbp(erfickly)h i fort it were just bad luk
they alwiz lost (? innit) !ya' know ..! hmmm ( l o l ! )
HERTHA BERLIN - Sieg romp
A CURIOUS THING : REFLEKTION(S) ON/OF THE masterRACE
Hey steady ! on but ? is it not a curious thing that the Olympiastadion in Berlin, built
to Nazi specification (Speer/March) and purposed for AryanDomination, should provide
my virgin visit on September 28, 2013, the day preceding The Berlin Marathon.
Curious but why ?
Saturday, Sept.28: Hertha Berlin v FSV Mainz 05 : Key match stats.
Hertha's first two ( and winning ) goals notched by Sami (Tunisian )
(Man of the Match) Hertha's third (definitelywinning) goal notched by Ben-Hatira
The next day, Sunday Sept.29: The Berlin Marathon was won by a Kenyan
followed by a Kenyan then another an Ethiopian I think next then another
Kenyan something of that order.
Mikel E sonnyt
adolf eichmann / martin doorman / alberts SPEER & TATLOCK
? is it just me or is it j?ust you : an idiots guide to the german anti-greeting ! Tschuss
Is it just your Teutonic choice ? ( I wonder )
but when you voice
!Tschuss it sound camp-ish . .... .
. . . more like jizz in fact
and 2 close 2 comfort
by half now I look back
MIKE & BERNIE WINTERS
GERMANY : THE BASE MINT TAPES
late Spring in Weimar
where the sun beat down
like an unbalanced Father;
onto a square which frame
not some Bauhaus scape
but a hell-bent headshape ;
in bloodcuss and batoned onto banditBlunderbutts
Who cut and strut
and thrust y'all unstinting prayers
down yon liver-tipped throat.
They are one rabid crew
these hairbringerz of shadow-gloom :
born in barrakduels
Stop at Leipzig zoo. Disappointed at absence of leipin zigs but lifted by the sight of
a kea's rear; or a rhea's kia. Leave car park, and head in on TheRoad2Hell thro' TheEingang where i'm met by a solitary yobmob , forcing me to pick an easier passage past a children's playpark; where i exchange grooming monkeys for grooming children.
NOTE: The Kea is called Nestor Notabilis which obviously refer to its status
as a 'notable nester', which is remarkable really, being a bird 'n shit
Make a toilet stop. Find door marked HERREN. Pass through. Come running out
speedy-shrieky, chased by a sizey-storkish bird.
THE BEARDED BARTVOGEL : The accompanying world map for the BB show a tiny
area marked in black, denoting its place of residence.
BB would appear to be a native of Milton!Keynes (England.)
Well,! it turn out that the real story is nothing like as
straightforward; the black mark on the map is just a bit of
beard that one of those damn! BB's
(literally a bearded-bearded-bird )
has stuck there
Still, if you're a bearded-bearded-bird, I guess you may have
a fair-few options on what to do with that doggone sparehair
Saturday, 22 June 2013
Babooshka of windsa'
royal Liliputia dont catch Us
jumpin up'Ndown !
jon swift , turned on his gulliver,
might tender his grave
if quoted thus :
WE'VE JUST ENOUGH ROYALTY
TO MAKE US HATE THEM
( & ) QUITE ENOUGH 2 LOATHE THEM
toni yesmenkl / menkl noseyit
gorgeousGeorgehamilton (the Inundated )
SIEN KOMENTLY & THE LOCKNESSMUNSTERS
sidney james & the House of Barbara
When, to be explicit ,
the pore egret
got savaged by the beagle ,
I ( The Eejit ) shapeshift - ! illicit (elicit) pity -
into sickening bird // an ill eagle
'TIS AN ILL EAGLE WITCH BLOW NO-ONE NO GOOD
summer storm. rattling panes .
sick bird break wind , then glass.
intrude . wait 2 swoop.
( & thinkin' on me feet!) ,
do a hasty 'Spurlock', *
bigBigmacs , (&) becoming
fat / Obnoxious-hitchCock.
(nooh) That! can't save U
rasp sick bird, pecking out my eyes
* Supper !SizeMe - morgan spurlok/jamieOliver
sineme T lok-yn
ode (!Oh) 2 Barney ( who's a luckyBoy (then) ! ? )
when Longlegs yelp :
HEY / HERE! BIG BOY i sit erect ,
outblarney her Barney
BARNEYS KURLEY & RUBBLE
As SolKleen sail on
in merryglare a small crossrunt
in canny grasp
of sandflat which space me
from inCorrigible sea.
Crossrunt stare ; beg me
to share mockball
in time-honoured fashsplash and /or sport:
OldCodgeDogDodge ! fudge
!Beg all you like, crossrunt ,
but(t)/tho' U and I both know
'balon' be egret's egg
which i eat
in glutinous facsimile.
slushwaving : Adieu !oh Crossrunt
in language best fathomed
trad / anon
.. where all that is left after a night in a summercamp is a fuckedup record of the frequent-faux-firealarm the compressed remains of a distressd teacher and the afterglow of a wanton
. . . dying where/when it lie. .. .
So, at night's mootpoint,
what suit Her best is to rest ,
burrowed ; blind-furrowed.
As (faux) fire alarm crank
we wake in chuntergrunter
and line up half-skank .
( while ) She , absent , sleep feign,
think there no smooch without fire
and kiss pillow again .
Yet/But(t) this breath insist
and when that lack so the odds
be stacked against Miss.
Days later, Teacher . .
( days later ) . ..
ANON / TRAD
I love your aloofness she say
I love your astuteness he say
as she turn to smile
he quickly disappear
leaving her subjected
to a pre-eloquent
of cbjective condition
in witch David (Mohamed) Moyesi leave Oldtrafford at the drop of a cat
and head back to Cairo to face the music there
Well .. having spent quality time with LadyAlex (fergie)
Egypt seemed like a bed of roses in all honest
david moyesi ( president) (ex)
summer & Nothing
Ryde. Isle of Wight.
Fed up. Portsmouth-across-the-Water
(looked) for all the world
like Dubai on a Saints' day ,
given that the sun
was bang in my eyes !
As tears welled,
a portly beadybeak sidled up to me
in palship ,
and, wa(i)ving away
the wellsack of a washed-up seal ,
nabbed my scragchips .
STEEMIN ONKYL SONNEY ( & NONSEY) KLIMET
Summer 'n all
as the sun sank,
the skimmerships and semiPort
waged pointless struggle
with a black-clad
head butted arse ended silhouetted;
whence I dipped into my pocket
so I could consign
my last Penny
to her being named
ada and / or abetted ;
(which I think he called Her. )
MONE ( & NEMO ) LITESKYN
as Koilkleen ( SPRING ) cede to SolKleen ( SUMMER ) we bring you uptodate with anything and everything
that has been happenening as far as pK (PopeKoo-thehighKoo) is concerned
and at much-and-the-same-time report on the tragedy witch befall our dearest friend and/or colleague
Ole Nitemynks, gored by a bull when running out of KarpetRite ( in Pamplona) with unpaid goods
poor !Ole bullwhipped
when slipping out
with a single-warp redcarpet
(report by )
? ! WHY
Science take clear stance :
LochNessMonster result from
underwater fault -line !
SIKMENT LOYNE / JEREMY BAMBER
IF THE STREAMOFCOSCIOUSNESS FLOW INTO LOCHOFCONSCIOUSNESS
AND THE MONSTER OF LOCHOFCONSCIOUSNESS
BEGAN LIFE AS THE MONSTER
IN THE STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESS !
IF ALL OF THIS IS TRUE
THEN ? WHOTHEFUCKRU (eh)
WHOTHEFUCKRU ? !
sien komently / jeremyklarkson
well, why not ?
UK say DNA from 3
ok 4 IVF !
Well ? why not
the conjoined triplets : Milo, Moli & Oli M Tenensky
TheTripleWhammy : theKammerleg / Y?Not Melenski
the doc; doctorWho; Dr.& Mr.spook
On the centenary
of The Rite of Spring
I erected a small.
on Susan's say-so.
In view of my questionable
D.I.?Y?, " I erected "
would usually need
But on this (e)special day , ( the centenary )
being challenged vertically,
and up - (many) - a - blind - alley,
proved to be
of minimal significance :
In that the marquee poles
- or struts - inserted themselves
into a concerted/conceited
to dearoldSusan ;
my manual dexterrible ,
a very strong wind
was there blowing,
which seemed to guide the struts (or poles)
into the requisite shape;
the whole thing - ? maybe -
springing magically to life
with the helping hand(s)
of Igor Stravinsky.
No matter. As I sit
quiet in that shelter
I gaze heavenly
at five sheeted quadrants
where insects mobgather
of Spring Summer Autumn Winter
and Spring again .
And thus I wonder,
as I sip my coffee
and listen intently
Pastoral Symphony ,
( I wonder) whether I am really closer
to an earwig
! ?than to Ludwig At which point
- ! wouldn't you just know it -
down my cheek roll a tear
(where ) momentarily a minute fly
splash masterful backstroke .
june and the peacock
Down our lane or up
and seemingly unfattened
but(t) unfettered whoop
a peacock , tied not
to discoloured season tho'
tending favoured plot.
So story unfold :
Fooldom may summon failJune ;
peacock ruff huffcold ;
in flailing feather-fed whirl ;
still He ! hath no girl
Whiff ! no If ! ! No butt
! No pretty hen enticed spliced
on stiff peacock strut !?
Now hardened heart bleat
for sweet bird who cometh not
down our lane or street .
And His cry infer
not just His own savage hurt
but our unjust world ,
for Misery breed
a formless false - flattery.
puffed out chest mean speech,
which dost speak volumes :
! Oh that Aah ! !Aahh peacock gnarl ;
we agree its stem -
like Dot Cotton shrill
when stuffed ( stockingfeetfirst ) thro'
a northern sawmill..
(oh) ? ! But what do they know! ?
( those ) Braying neighbours drowned in waves
where peacock-whoop stoop
not so low. Steeped as it be
in minds more astute:
Hirsute Mr Cock
lip projected gnarl : Rhyme ! it
!Beat it Slip ! ! Unfrock
Like Haiku He rasp
five times then seven then five
in regular tack .
And ass-clasped a fan
where, true to type , a pin-note
lie : Made ! in Japan
MIKEL E SONNYT john Terry-&-June
MotsynLineke / LinekeMotsyn
Lady Roman of Polanski-Abramovich