Monday, 27 July 2015
now JeremyCorbyn's come out, everyone'll be jumpin' on the banned-wagon
OFFICIAL : Y'see. Koo, Corbyn has served as a very useful benchmark.
Now, because of Jeremy, we know exactly what a Marxist
is made up of .
KOO : Seems to me it's merely a prescription for further proscription.
Just gives you the material to harass and intimidate even more
people than previously.
OFFICIAL : !Hmmm .. . Still, it's good to know who fits the Marxist profile
and who doesn't .. Oh, !don't give me that look, Koo !
You know as well as I we're talking minority here.
KOO : But discrimination of a minority ..
OFFICIAL : (interrupts ) Well .. No .. actually .. I mean, you're missing
the point rather, bird. Y'see, the Marxists are ..
Okay, look at it this way. You've got Kammerleg,
margaretHilda ( thatcher), theBlairwizard, GenghisKhan ,
the non-Marxists, ?right
then there's everybody else .. who are . . pretty much .. when all
said and done .. ( breaks off )
KOO : .. Marxist ?
OFFICIAL : You got it, Koo ! Look, you were implicated long ago .. I mean
hanging around with such a dangerous man ! ? what were you thinking
( pause ) CHEGWIN ! Koo .. ! KEITH CHEGWIN ! ! . . ..
Keith Chegwin ( Cheggers Plays Pope /
Naked Bungle )
Friday, 24 July 2015
Wednesday, 22 July 2015
a room somewhere within a series of rooms
KOO : Heh Doc ! It's been a while
DOC : Yes it has, Koo. Sorry ! I've .. Just lately I've been running around like a headless . .. !Hmmm .. you're looking . ..
KOO: Well .. yes. And you're not looking too bad,. All things considered
DOC: Like what ? exactly
KOO: I mean considering all the considered people we know think you look like sh ..
well, like death warmed up, tbph .. .. !hmm
DOC: !Hmmm . ... Look, Koo, let me give you the heads-up ..
I .. I've spent all this time .. I've been busy on your site.
KOO: Doc, I think you'll find I don't have a problem with my eyes. Not any more.
DOC: What ? laser treat.. . Oh!, I see . .!hmmm No, your SITE ! Koo
KOO: Hearing problems neither, Doc ..
DOC: No. Of course not. .. No, your s i t e K, I've been visiting your site.
25,679 . . .. no !wait .. !hmmm .. . make that 25, 680 times !
KOO: Why ?
DOC: Just call it part of being a caring professional.
KOO: And that's it ? .. that's all you've been doing? the past few years
DOC: Caring professionally, K , is not necessarily a job to be rushed.
KOO: I see.
Monday, 20 July 2015
A-NUN / TROD
tried to make an omelette
without breaking eggs.
tried to serve a souffle'
without the paint of death.
smashed a box of ten eggs
on the work surface..
eggs-is-ten-shell crisis ; an eggs-is-ten-shell crisis
LENIN E. SYTKOM
His Papalness John-Paul-Sartre
!to my Eks-linen ennymi Ekstol
QVC 1 5
stayed up very late
for Bowie documentary.
! damn that bloody knife !
BBC 1 5
!damn that shopping channel
bought crap vid of dear "Hector's House".
cracked Hector !
DCC 1 5
(i) stayed up very late
for Polish preludes' fest.
!Damn that Chopin Channel
DCC 1 5
(ii) beavered away
on a stream of mazurkas .
Dam (n) that Chopin Channel !
DCC 1 5
(iii ) March :
Ascent to a funeral of beavers.
Split that chopin-chanel
taken from : Songs in the Quay of Knife : 15 ways to leaf your loofer / roofer
Stevie (Vim) Vendors Simon 'n Tenykel
Mikel E. Sonnyt
KLYEMIN TONES MIKEL BARRYMORE
& NOTES dREW-dREW-bARNEY-mcGREW
Lt. Eno Min'Keys
All The Young Do's (1)
Stayed up very late
doin' jewel fest . Caught the bug.
!damn that Germ TV
A T Y D ( 11 )
stayed up much later
doin' jools fest. caught the Brugges.
Damn that jools !Belgium .
all the Jung dudes
Damn ! that Swiss headBanger's
on Bowie / Mott The Hoople rapport
ALL THE OLD DON'TS (dolts)
! don't do (the) 70's
when watching Germ TV
Damn! that Spot-the-Hoople
ALL THE OLD DO'LTS (donts)
Don't! do 7(seven) E's
while watching Germany
damn that mottled oompah !
synolt eikmen / sikment loyne / toye klinsmen / jurgen klinsman's volkswagen
Mark Robins' Batman
lord&lady sarah (Alec) fergusso'n
Friday, 17 July 2015
A SENSE OF SIK
we tune in to Pik TV
today where Sik Sense
is screwing with us ;
there some sykik's side-kik :
I feel he had a beautiful smile
! in life .
More than that He doesn't say,
what his smile was like once he'd passed away
KOLIN FRY / KOLIN SEYMENT ; KOLEE ?YNNIT (ms.) ;
MONTELENY SIK ; SIKMENT LOYNE
K F C
know his way around death and life
like the hand on his back .
so to his dressing-room
! just why? Can't the fuck find his way back .
Sunday, 12 July 2015
rambliings of a MudMan
( where claire balding and daviid cameron go head2head at a new concept fest ;
The Perennial Tit )
Well, The PT concept came about with the stark realisation that the over-saturation
of festivals hadn't dampened our lust for wanton excess,
butt , rather , left us wantin' lots more brollies and wellies and totties
! ?why not have a festival which ran 24/7 / (52)
No live art as such tho' ambient backdrop would be provided by The Stooge
( whichever member of The Stooges was available and/or not dead )
This ambience would accompany two random-celebrities
(one from the Racing industry, the other from the Politcs industry )
rambling with / at / to each other
and anyone who might choose to tune in on any day at any time on Tit TV.
Sometimes just swathes of endless silence, other times roods of relentless prattle.
It presented as Interviewer v Interviewee, with the viewer always wholly unsure
which-was-which and/or who-was-who
Either way: Entertainment.
Sponsoring The PT : Bet365 and The Tit Gallery.
The concept's charm : Dichotomy v Lobotomy
While the ramblings could be improvisational and non-existent,
they could also - when they existed - be both pre-determined and interminable.
The suckerPunch :
When the two combattants - in this case horseyMegaface claire balding,
and currentPM daviid cameron, - go head2head , the audience get to decide
which-of-the-two is hustling' the mostUtter horseshit ,
and who-of-the-two telling the mostLikely tails of Corruption.
And the audience get to bet on which candidate will be terminated
Event . Two players . .
One is called balding .
The other is culled , balding
Thursday, 9 July 2015
Tub(e) Strife : A Tail of Toe City
as a momentousGreek once remarked in less-tormentous-times: one tube strike doth not a standstill make
for indeed the still City
so quickly proceed to a movestill,
even without its underground running.
and that be testimony to the tenacity of these City-dwellers, whose never-say-die attitude saw some of them survive the Blitz ;
others the 1966 world cup victory;
more the Double Olympics
and the cannonisation of the Anglo-Scot Andrew Murray
( Murray stuffed into a canon at TheTowerOfMaskell
and fired all the way back to bonnyScotland );
and still others, impressively, the traumatic events of 7/7.
And here they are again, against all odds, beating the warm sun and cooling breeze coming off The River; route marching, cahoot walking, brisk enough early on with the sun in its infancy; then more quickly as work deadline approaches, soon slowing down with that
Oh! fuckit anyway positivity when they realise they're going to be late; speeding up again when dawns consequential guilt;
slowing down finally toward mid-morning coffee and a well-earned sickie.
And, all the while this human tide rolls towards, over and away from the water, I seem to be set against it whichever way I deem to go.
If Humanity is desperately - well, at walking pace - disparately rather escaping The Beast . ..
anon / trad